How much longer will you take in the bathroom?!

• Aries: I'm done. [Opens door and walks out.]
• Taurus: Just a few more minutes...
• Gemini: I'll take however long I want.
• Cancer: Oh, do you need to use it? I'm done!
• Leo: I was in first, haha!
• Virgo: [No response but some scrubbing sounds.]
• Libra: Wait a little I just discovered a blain on my nose. [In a worried tone.]
• Scorpio: Go away, I need the bathroom more than YOU do.
• Sagittarius: [Already out before you can knock.]
• Capricorn: Just two more minutes, I need to brush my teeth.
• Aquarius: Wait..wait..... [Takes forever because they found something interesting.]
• Pisces: O-oh, if you need it go in, just don't take too long, I'm not done yet...

• My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me.
• Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are.
• Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you.
• All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away.
• A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side.
• The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry.
• Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
• Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself.
• 30 Seconds to Mars: No matter how many deaths that I die I will never forget No matter how many lives that I live I will never regret There is a fire inside of this heart and a riot about to explode into flames Where is your God?.
• Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe.

What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

• Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
• ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
• Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
• Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
• Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
• Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
• Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
• Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!