December 2011
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Kung may crush ka...
ramonbautista:
Bigla mong ibanat “Huy! Alam mo ba, crush kita dati?” at ang bawat component nyan ay loaded.
Ganito:
Yung “Huy!”, ine-establish mo na pang tropa siya,
Yung “alam mo ba” pang start ng usap yan,
Yung “crush kita” ay isang paglalandi na totoo naman,
Yung “dati” ay isang patotoo din at safety feature,
At yung “?” ay isang punctuation mark na nagsasabi na kailangan nya mag...
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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When someone calls your bestfriend their...
me: wow everything seems right for once
life: hold on let me fuck it up
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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I feel like a second option to you.
ms-faggot:
When there’s no other girl to talk to, you come to me. Worst part is, I let you do it. I let it seem like it’s okay to take me as a second option. But one day, when I’m gone and those other girls don’t wanna talk to you, don’t bother coming to me. I’m gone.
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hi. this is my semi-private blog. →
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
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friend: where did you go for your christmas break
me: internet
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